feel like writing smut?

Well, one of my pals that I list over there on the right is hosting a leetle contest on his blog. Rather than trying to sum it up, I'll just paste what he has to say:

Announcing 1st Annual 4 Hour Hard On "Nasty Flash" Contest

Erotic fictions of 500 words or less will be considered for the grand prize of 50 U.S. dollars. Six runners-up will be published on 4 Hour Hard On, and will also receive classy literary door prizes, to be announced.

CONTEST GUIDELINES:

* 500 word limit.
* One entry per writer.
* Entries are free.

No restrictions on theme, style or content. HINT: While "porno", and "graphic", and "musky" are all good, one might do well to think in terms of titillation, rather than moany-groany gratification. Think "steamy" married to "story."

Must be previously unpublished, original work.

Your judge will be the eminent Robin Slick, author of "Three Days In New York City", a fine erotic novel which is climbing up the charts on Amazon Dot Com. I've read this book, and believe me the woman flat-out knows her stuff when it comes to erotica. I couldn't ask for a better judge to run my inaugural competition. She will be reading the enties in a "blind submission" format. Her decisions are final.

HOW TO ENTER YOUR NASTY FLASH

Please no attachments.

Paste your entry in the body of an e mail, with your full name in Caps Lock in the subject header. Do not put your name anywhere in the e mail. No need to put in a word count since I will be checking the word count. Send all entries to this address:

denishale@hotmail.com

Deadline for submissions is midnight July 4th. Winners will be announced on my site the following day. Winners be prepared to send me a snail mail address for delivery of prizes.

Happy trails, and good luck to all! ;)

(The site, btw, is at http://fourhourhardon.blogspot.com/.)