Tuesday, May 24, 2005

feel like writing smut?

Well, one of my pals that I list over there on the right is hosting a leetle contest on his blog. Rather than trying to sum it up, I'll just paste what he has to say:

Announcing 1st Annual 4 Hour Hard On "Nasty Flash" Contest

Erotic fictions of 500 words or less will be considered for the grand prize of 50 U.S. dollars. Six runners-up will be published on 4 Hour Hard On, and will also receive classy literary door prizes, to be announced.

CONTEST GUIDELINES:

* 500 word limit.
* One entry per writer.
* Entries are free.

No restrictions on theme, style or content. HINT: While "porno", and "graphic", and "musky" are all good, one might do well to think in terms of titillation, rather than moany-groany gratification. Think "steamy" married to "story."

Must be previously unpublished, original work.

Your judge will be the eminent Robin Slick, author of "Three Days In New York City", a fine erotic novel which is climbing up the charts on Amazon Dot Com. I've read this book, and believe me the woman flat-out knows her stuff when it comes to erotica. I couldn't ask for a better judge to run my inaugural competition. She will be reading the enties in a "blind submission" format. Her decisions are final.

HOW TO ENTER YOUR NASTY FLASH

Please no attachments.

Paste your entry in the body of an e mail, with your full name in Caps Lock in the subject header. Do not put your name anywhere in the e mail. No need to put in a word count since I will be checking the word count. Send all entries to this address:

denishale@hotmail.com

Deadline for submissions is midnight July 4th. Winners will be announced on my site the following day. Winners be prepared to send me a snail mail address for delivery of prizes.

Happy trails, and good luck to all! ;)

(The site, btw, is at http://fourhourhardon.blogspot.com/.)

3 Comments:

At 4:48 AM, Blogger clueless said...

WTF?

$0.10 a word for 500 words. I have pics of your mother-in-law at the beach that could reel in more Benjamins. You want complete sentences and punctuation too?

Don't expect any quality fart jokes for that kind of cump change.

This business sucks.

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger Dave Clapper said...

Yeah, but fifty bucks for writing something you'd probably enjoy (perhaps a little too much) anyway! Such a deal!

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger clueless said...

I'm such a slut...sheesh

The KB comes outt this weekend, bet your bottom dolla, it comes out this weekend...

 

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