Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Flash-a-thon #3


Are you awake? Hey, are you awake?


I had a bad dream.

Uh huh.

I dreamt that all my teeth fell out.

You know what that means.

I don’t care what it means. Could you just hold me?

The Chinese say—

I don’t give a fuck about the Chinese. Could you please just hold me?

Okay, okay.

Thank you.

They think that it’s an indication that someone is hiding something or that they’re lying.

Fuck you.

Shit. My hand really hurts.

You thouldn’t hab hit be.

Obviously, I was worried about the wrong person’s teeth.


At 2:15 AM, Blogger Ellen said...

Ha! Dave writes a story with a punchline! (Or should that be punch line?)

Incidentally, I think the teeth falling out dream is about mortality--the granddaddy of all fears. Just my personal theory.



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