flash-a-thon #6

a silly little timed writing exercise. but it was fun. :)

“Junie, stop licking the television.” “Can’t help it. I’m fucking hungry.” “It’s a god damn Denny’s commercial. It’s not even good food.” “Well, the fridge is empty and I’m starving. You have any better ideas?” “You are the weirdest chick ever, you know that?” “Ouch.” “Ouch?” “Yeah, I got shocked.” “I’m not surprised. The way you scuff around the place in those wool socks.” “Fuck you.” “Eat me.” “Don’t tempt me. Oh, look. Red Lobster!” “Whatever.” “Ouch!” “Shocked again?” “No, the fucking thing closed its claws around my tongue.”