Poetic Licensing

"So?"

"So, what?"

"So, how did it go?"

"I failed."

"Crap. What'd you miss?"

"I forget. Lemme look. Here it is. 'Alliteration.'"

"You missed alliteration?"

"Yeah. What the hell is it?"

"It's like... um... parallel parking."

"Damn, that's what got me on the driving test, too."